#and 'I bet you didn't think you'd encounter “this” type of weirdo

[brasskingfisher]

You say that, but sometimes it's just going to leave the modim scratching their heads...

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[chxseungyoun]

Minho ♤ 》 Did you predict that?

Pairing: School President! Minho x Intuitive! Reader

Genre: School AU, Fluff

You earned the nickname of being the school's fortune teller since you predicted a lot of events that actually happened.

Maybe you being best friends with the school president contributed to that as well but nobody thought of that anyway.

You and Minho had been best friends for who knows how long and he did notice how intuitive you can be.

The only thing you were not that intuitive was with romance.

Playing matchmaker was one of those things you enjoyed the most but also sucked at the most.

"Him! I bet he's dating Nayeon!" You exclaimed to your best friend when she gave one of the seniors, Jinyoung, a friendly smile.

"Nayeon's dating someone else." Minho would just roll his eyes at you and continue on with his school work.

"How about Suzy? Isn't she dating Wooyoung? They had been eyeing one another at the cafeteria!" You said confidently.

"Suzy's dating someone else too." He sighed as he closed his notebook to look at you. "You know, you won't be able to guess who's dating who. I doubt you would even predict if a person likes you."

That sparked something within you. "You gave me a great plan."

Minho gave you a skeptical look. He knew your plans were never great to begin with. "What now?"

"I'll predict someone who will like me!"

"And how do you propose in doing so?"

"It's easy! Most friends usually develop crushes so I just need to find a good friend who seems to like me." You tried to explain.

It sounded absolutely stupid but also pretty smart. He honestly wanted to see how you would carry this out since your group of friends were not the usual type of guys you'd encounter.

See you two had been a part of a group called Stray Kids which is a group of 9 boys and well, you.

They were all weirdos in your opinion but you had hoped that one of them would like you just so you can prove Minho's accusation wrong.

So you decided that one of them would break if you did skinship towards them but for some reason, they just end up pushing you back to Minho who did not do anything else as well since he was drowning in the paperworks that came with his duties.

"It's not working..." you sulked next to Minho who just heaved a sigh.

"Maybe none of the boys see you that way? You can just try it with someone else...?" He said as he opened a new set of files for him to check.

"No...it has to be them. It's easier that way!" You frowned. "Maybe..maybe you can ask them if someone likes me...?"

"That would defeat the purpose of what you're trying to do then. Weren't you trying to predict who likes you?" He glanced at you for a second..but only for a mere second.

You knew he was of no help since he was busy so you actually did your own research on how you can get someone to throw hints at you.

You decided to suggest playing the 7 minutes in heaven game with the boys.

It was awkward at first since they were all mostly uncomfortable with the idea of being locked in a closet but you just threw in that it can be secret yaja time as well which empowered the maknae line.

You surprisingly got paired up with Chan..one of those whom you were trying to avoid because Chan can be all strict when it came to your little tricks.

"So what is up with you? The boys have noticed that you have been acting real strange." He started off as he sat down next to you in the closet.

"I kind of wanted to prove Minho wrong when he said I could not predict couples...even if someone liked me, he said I won't be able to predict it."

There was silence.

"I think he's right." Chan laughed softly.

You wanted to ask him what he meant but the minutes had gone by and you two were taken out of the closet.

At the end of the game, Minho was forced by the others to take you home being best friends and all.

You just stared up at him as he still brought material to read while he escorted you home.

"Being president must be tough, huh?"

"It is but it's rewarding."

"You help all the students in school..."

"Yeah."

"So why wouldn't you help me find out who likes me?" You frowned at him and he just sighed.

"We already had this talk before."

"But still! Just a tinsy help!" You gestured a small gap with your fingers.

"How about you just straight up ask them if they like you? Or ask all of them...one of them would eventually know something..." Minho trailed as he continued reading his paperwork again.

And so you took his advice by asking the other boys on who they thought liked you under a different light.

"Go ask Changbin." Jisung said.

"Go ask Hyunjin." Changbin directed.

"Maybe ask Felix?" Hyunjin shrugged.

"How would I know, mate? Maybe you can ask Seungmin."

"Sorry but love affairs don't bother me so...maybe ask Woojin hyung?" Seungmin dismissed.

"Well, I do know who likes you but I shouldn't tell. Maybe you can go ask Chan and Jeongin. They're cooking." Woojin gave you a kind smile before waving you off.

"Come on! Tell meeee!" You shook Chan's arm while he assisted Jeongin with the rice cakes.

"Why should I?" Chan rolled his eyes and Jeongin just laughed softly while watching you both.

"Because I have to prove Minho wrong!" You pouted at him.

"Why are you so desperate to even prove him wrong?" Chan retorted.

"Did noona and hyung have a fight?" Jeongin asked as he sat by the counter.

"We didn't! But I want to prove to him that I can actually predict just at least that." You sighed.

"Why don't you just ask Minho then? Didn't you already ask all the other guys?"

"He wouldn't want to answer me!"

"Maybe because he's the one who likes you!" Chan blurted out.

Just at that moment, Minho entered the kitchen.

Both of you stared at one another with a surprised look.

Even when he tried to mask his surprise by ignorance, he couldn't because how can Chan let it slip.

"Well, did you predict that?" Was the last thing Minho said before he left.

"How..." you were speechless and Chan just gave another sigh.

"Minho is going to kill me if he hears me telling you but I already said it so...hello? You have been best friends since when? Did you not expect him to not catch feelings at all?"

"Minho hyung talks about you a lot, noona." Jeongin joined in.

"You're all he talks about." Chan pointed his wooden spoon at you. "Now you better accept it. Minho was right with you not being able to predict it so go after him and talk it out."

You did want to follow Minho.

You sure did.

But you just did not know how you would talk to him.

You still had to collect your thoughts before you could talk to him.

So you had let days pass without talking to him,

And that was hell for him.

And maybe hell for Chan too.

Part 2?